you'll call it fate, i'll call it karma

dirtyamishgirl:

freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta

Throw ur hands in the air if u a tru penne.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

michaxl:

richwhitemom:

Hug me dick

michaxl:

richwhitemom:

Hug me dick

dornanswife:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT.