inhale love, exhale hate

pastel-gizibe:

I need them all! ALL OF THEM!

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

When you take a bunc of selfies but they all come out horrible

kingsleyyy:

netflix gives u 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with ur life today

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

bestofkimkhollywood:

Yeah well that fedora ain’t exactly doing it for me either

bestofkimkhollywood:

Yeah well that fedora ain’t exactly doing it for me either